Bencylopedia

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The Bencyclopedia is a revolutionary new reference tool. It lists over 700 definitions and contains 6000 articles. Bencyclopedia is very well researched and contains only the best of Ben's knowledge and invented truth and facts. The Bencyclopedia is a number 1 top seller in Indonesia, Canada, Uruguay, and Georgia. However the people of georgia don't actually read the Bencylopedia, they use it to attack their Russian neighbors (the Bencyclopedia weighs 68 pounds.) The Bencyclopedia contains various essays on the meaning of life, answers all the great questions of our universe (aliens do exist!) and sheds light on the greatest controversies and conspiracies (9/11 was a cover up, to hide JFK's killer) of all time. It has been described as: "The second greatest story ever told, Jesus wins by default of course, but the Bencylopedia comes in a close second, followed in third place by Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Suess ."
The Bencyclopedia is world renowned and widely accepted as being; "Much better than Wikipedia, you can't get the Wikipedia in book form, I don't have a computer, Wikipedia is about as useful as someone with turrets syndrome in a choir, or a choir full of people turrets syndrome running around in a minefield looking for easter eggs." So there you have it, the Bencyclopedia is informative, entertaining, and a great blunt object to hit someone over the head with. Enjoy.