Waiting

(Waay - teen- gugh) (silent gugh)
1. The state of being in extended suspense.
examples: Will she marry me?
When will my dad stop drinking
Will I get fired for putting rat poison in my boss’s coffee or will my co-worker Bob get fired?
2. Extended period of wasted life while someone else takes their sweet time.
examples: Standing outside the only bathroom in town after a 700 pound man goes in.
Lying at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a broken neck while the ambulance is on its way.
Being at DMV, Post Office, or any other government run facility.
3. Waiting is just one of those things you have to go through in life, unless you have Fast Passes at Disneyland or Magic Mountain, otherwise get used to it and stop complaining, but whatever you do DON'T CUT IN LINE, cause then I will have to wait longer and might just have to bludgeon you over the head with a Bencyclopedia.